The House Preview by AVT
- AND ONCE AGAIN AVANTGARDE SHOWS YOU THAT CERTAIN PEOPLE SHOULDN'T FUCK AROUND WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE! WILL YOU NERDS NEVER LEARN? (DEDICATED TO THE MAKERS OF THIS GAME) 'THE HOUSE PREVIEW' FROM SKOE (C) BY CP-VERLAG GOT PROVIDED BY 'DEFF' ... TRANSLATED FROM GERMAN TO ENGLISH BY 'DEFF + JACK ALIEN' ... RAPED BY 'JACK ALIEN'!!! MAKE SURE TO CALL 'DREAM PARK' THE AVT + F4CG + PROPAGANDA WHQ ON: 619-788-6615 SHOUTS OUT TO ALL PROPAGANDA READERS! PARTY ON... DEFF/AVANTGARDE'95 - - - HINTRO BY EVS/20CC ALIAS PBX-CELLENT! EVS/20CC - : - TOR - F - N - ! - S - ! - N! - ! - N - YLE - K - M - - . WHAT A SHORT NIGHT! - 'TAKE ME WONDER, IT'S ONLY 11 A.M. - NEED A HOT CUP OF COFFEE. - Y THIS AIN'T MY DRAFT - DON'T THINK SO! - HAVE A LOOK AT IT - ALREADY GOT ENOUGH BI - HERE ARE MY SOCKS?! - GOT ONE PAIR LEFT. - )ABOUT THE COFFEE! - UUHGG, WHAT'S THAT?? - HY ARE THOSE SOCKS IN THE COFFEE - GUESS WE HAVE HAD A PRETTY - *WILD PARTY YESTERDAY. - (GOT A MAJOR HEADACHE. - WON'T GO TO WORK. - 'M ALREADY PUKING - RICKLAYER AIN'T THE RIGHT JOB FOR ME! - Y COFFEE IS DONE. - 'A CLOSER LOOK AT THE MAIL - S (LIKE YESTERDAY), A LETTER FROM - EIKE (LEAVE ME ALONE, BITCH!) AND ONE - *LETTER FROM A LAWYER - ALREADY TOLD THEM - FEEL VERY SORRY FOR STEALING THE - WONDER WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW! - HH, MY AUNT DIED SOME DAYS AGO. - 'PAST SHE ALWAYS DID THOSE COOKIES FOR - HEY ALWAYS TASTED AWFUL BUT WHAT - . SHE DID THEM FOR ME ONLY - ,(NOBODY ELSE WANTED THEM ANYWAY!). - )MY PARENTS DIED SOME YEARS AGO SHE TOOK - )CARE OF ME IMMEDIATELY. - ,KIND OF A STRANGE AND CRAZY PERSON BUT - +HER FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. - *TOO LATE ANYWAY - JUST READ THAT - *AND ONLY HEIR! - AAH, THERE'S A LETTER - HAVE TO DIE VERY SOON. - HATE YOU FOR NOT VISITING ME FOR - .NEARLY FOUR YEARS. - HATEVER, YOU HAVE - +ALWAYS BEEN A BIG ASSHOLE. - *WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU GET THIS LETTER - ,FROM THE LAWYER!? - HEN YOU READ THIS - NEVER LIKED YOU BUT AS - .YOU ARE THE ONLY RELATIVE OF MINE - +LOT OF MONEY AND AS YOU'RE MY ONLY - DEDICATE IT TO YOU. - DON'T LIKE YOU AND THEREFORE YOU - .HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE FIRST. - *TO FIND THE MONEY IN MY VI - AS FRIENDLY AS IN THE - )TO SEARCH FOR THE MONEY. - )IT'S A BIG PROBLEM TO GET IT OUT OF - OFTWARE SUPPORT: - FOR THIS GREAT COMPUTER - HINTRO BY EVS/20CC ALIAS PBX-CELLENT! - . WHAT A SHORT NIGHT! - 'TAKE ME WONDER, IT'S ONLY 11 A.M. - NEED A HOT CUP OF COFFEE. - Y THIS AIN'T MY DRAFT - DON'T THINK SO! - HAVE A LOOK AT IT - ALREADY GOT ENOUGH BI - HERE ARE MY SOCKS?! - GOT ONE PAIR LEFT. - )ABOUT THE COFFEE! - UUHGG, WHAT'S THAT?? - HY ARE THOSE SOCKS IN THE COFFEE - GUESS WE HAVE HAD A PRETTY - *WILD PARTY YESTERDAY. - (GOT A MAJOR HEADACHE. - WON'T GO TO WORK. - 'M ALREADY PUKING - RICKLAYER AIN'T THE RIGHT JOB FOR ME! - Y COFFEE IS DONE. - 'A CLOSER LOOK AT THE MAIL - S (LIKE YESTERDAY), A LETTER FROM - EIKE (LEAVE ME ALONE, BITCH!) AND ONE - *LETTER FROM A LAWYER - ALREADY TOLD THEM - FEEL VERY SORRY FOR STEALING THE - WONDER WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW! - HH, MY AUNT DIED SOME DAYS AGO. - 'PAST SHE ALWAYS DID THOSE COOKIES FOR - HEY ALWAYS TASTED AWFUL BUT WHAT - . SHE DID THEM FOR ME ONLY - ,(NOBODY ELSE WANTED THEM ANYWAY!). - )MY PARENTS DIED SOME YEARS AGO SHE TOOK - )CARE OF ME IMMEDIATELY. - ,KIND OF A STRANGE AND CRAZY PERSON BUT - +HER FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. - *TOO LATE ANYWAY - JUST READ THAT - *AND ONLY HEIR! - AAH, THERE'S A LETTER - HAVE TO DIE VERY SOON. - HATE YOU FOR NOT VISITING ME FOR - .NEARLY FOUR YEARS. - HATEVER, YOU HAVE - +ALWAYS BEEN A BIG ASSHOLE. - *WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU GET THIS LETTER - ,FROM THE LAWYER!? - HEN YOU READ THIS - NEVER LIKED YOU BUT AS - .YOU ARE THE ONLY RELATIVE OF MINE - +LOT OF MONEY AND AS YOU'RE MY ONLY - DEDICATE IT TO YOU. - DON'T LIKE YOU AND THEREFORE YOU - .HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE FIRST. - *TO FIND THE MONEY IN MY VI - AS FRIENDLY AS IN THE - )TO SEARCH FOR THE MONEY. - )IT'S A BIG PROBLEM TO GET IT OUT OF - OFTWARE SUPPORT: - FOR THIS GREAT COMPUTER -